"i wish i was born in the 90s" says the young girl. suddenly, her surroundings change- french flags fly above and around her, crowds are cheering. it is france, 1793. the king is dead. long live the revolution.
What the hell is that fox doing?
probably making a withdrawal seeing as he’s in line at the atm
SWIPER NO SWIPING!
just let me slip into something more…. spaghetti.
Canada has a serious epidemic.
cunnilingus and fellatio just sound like harry potter spells
I hate when I eat the last bite of something but don’t notice it’s the last bite so I couldn’t mentally prepare myself & get closure.