Quit Being A Little Bitch.

elizabitchtaylor:

I’m such a nice girl, I’m so sick of being fuckzoned!!!!!!!

What’s the fuckzone you ask? it’s this zone that guys put you in where they only want to fuck you; they don’t want to have a friendship with you and they aren’t satisfied with emotional commitment, they just want sex!!!!!

I’m a nice girl!!!! Stop putting me in the fuckzone!!!!!!!

unamusedsloth:

Cuddling in winter.

unamusedsloth:

Cuddling in winter.

thevirginityslayer:

edwardspoonhands:

moeranda:

itseliberg33:

can she just get an award or something

I reblog this whenever it pops up on my dash.

So many directions she could have gone with this joke…out of infinite possibilities…she picked the best possible direction.

Best video in the world

sitsinchairs:

crocsy:

Sexting

Straight couples are fucking weird.

nico-diangelcakes:

nico-diangelcakes:

So i have this giant pencil right

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I think we all know where this is going.

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the amount of people saying that they were expecting me to shove it up my ass is alarming

tastefullyoffensive:

[iambradass]

sailorfailures:

Mamoru’s superhuman daddy senses ruin R’s big surprise 20 episodes early.

Abyss Table, a stunning coffee table that mimics the depths of the ocean with stacked layers of wood and glass. Made by London-based furniture design company Duffy London.

stacksbreadup:

This deadass the funniest tweet ever.

stacksbreadup:

This deadass the funniest tweet ever.

thelordofthebutts:

when people walk real fucking slowly in hallways or narrow sidewalks so you can’t go around them

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disneybroughtmehope:

" No one can make you feel inferior without your consent. ”  - Eleanor Roosevelt

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This quote really inspires me because of its truth. In life, we strive to be better, whether we realize it or not… prettier, smarter, wealthier, healthier, more creative, etc. And that’s great! But are we doing these things for acceptance or just for ourselves? Just remember this: No one can push you down unless you let them. No one can be better than you unless you let yourself see them that way. Please love yourself. You are the only you out there who can do the things you do and you are amazing. Okay? Hang in there and amazing things will happen. and Be the best you that you can be for yourself, and not for anyone else.

sicklickdslow:


mulaninabox:

Not even okay with this right now. Watching it is making my stomach drop.

He just did it like what’s up yall I’m boss I’m just going off a cliff into unknown water. Naw lol I’m not gunna die ima flip into this MUTHAFUCKA LIKE A PEBBLE

sicklickdslow:

mulaninabox:

Not even okay with this right now. Watching it is making my stomach drop.

He just did it like what’s up yall I’m boss I’m just going off a cliff into unknown water. Naw lol I’m not gunna die ima flip into this MUTHAFUCKA LIKE A PEBBLE