Quit Being A Little Bitch.
derpova:

Natalia Osipova rehearsing Swan Lake at the Royal Ballet. Photo: Andrei Uspenski.

derpova:

Natalia Osipova rehearsing Swan Lake at the Royal Ballet. Photo: Andrei Uspenski.

deepthroatmom:

this the rawest shit i ever seen in my life

deepthroatmom:

this the rawest shit i ever seen in my life

saltedvagina:

it’s destiny’s child

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not destiny’s children

stand-up-comic-gifs:

I look around, there’s baby pictures of me everywhere. - Sheng Wang (x)

breelandwalker:

feliciakainz:

carryonmywaywardalpaca:

dearborns:

#how many times have I quoted this in my lifetime #far too many and still not enough

Guys, btw, this is an actual insult

if he calls your mother a hamster, it indicates that she is a fast-breeding rodent— you can get the insult there

and if he says your father smelt of elderberries, well, wine was primarily made from elderberries in the time of king arthur. he’s calling his dad a drunk

more you know

wonderingaboutfandoms:

letyourjourneystart:

According to chemistry, alcohol IS a solution.

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loverussianballet:

Olga Smirnova on the foreground, Vaganova Academy, St Petersburg photo by Stanislav Belyaevsky

loverussianballet:

Olga Smirnova on the foreground, Vaganova Academy, St Petersburg
photo by Stanislav Belyaevsky

thegeekyblonde:

"a feminist, eh? so you’re a man-hating lesbian witch?" yeah lol

frostycaptor:

thirdeyeblindjumper:

swat team training for when they encounter sonic the hedgehog in the field

Gotta go mildly quicker.

frostycaptor:

thirdeyeblindjumper:

swat team training for when they encounter sonic the hedgehog in the field

Gotta go mildly quicker.

ballerinasoftheworldblog:

can-u-not-my-wayward-son:

why is there a huge jug of oregano??? who the fuck puts oregano in brownies?????














Oh lord I’m just done oh Jesus Christ

ballerinasoftheworldblog:

can-u-not-my-wayward-son:

why is there a huge jug of oregano??? who the fuck puts oregano in brownies?????

Oh lord I’m just done oh Jesus Christ

lulz-time:

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